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The Tenth Commandment of Eating in a Restaurant.
Thou Shalt Not Be a Dick. Pretty self-explanatory. When you go out to eat, there is a team of 50 people that, in some way or another, work together to ensure your dining experience is equal to that of...
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Ten.
I graduated high school 10 years ago, on this day. These are the things I’ve learned since then: – The real world sucks. – Communications is a great thing in which to major if you plan on doing...
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Spreading the wordseed II.
Starsky and Hutch! Brady and Moss! Penn and Teller! Walt and Jesse! Jeff and Andrew? You heard read correctly, folks! Andrew over at my blog away from blog, The Artist Mindset, has once again risked...
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As it turns out, there are stupid questions after all.
As it turns out, searching for part-time, single-digits-per-hour work is just as difficult as finding something that resembles a career. As difficult. More annoying. I’m trying to find a part-time job...
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“Is this going to be forever?”
A friend recently posted on Facebook about an encounter she had with a guest while this person was dining in her section. I’ll paraphrase, because I’m too lazy to click over and copy verbatim. “So,...
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Things I left off my résumé.
Efficiency: I can watch a 30-minute porn video in 2. Retention: I once defeated my 2-year-old nephew in a How Many Cheerios Can You Fit in Your Mouth at Once contest 145 to 12. Speed: I do speed. A lot...
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Things I left off my résumé: Part 2
Dedication: I once binge-watched a 13-season television series on Netflix in six days. Finance: Putting forth maximum effort to pay the minimum payment on my credit cards each month. Passion: I’ve...
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“Is this going to be forever?”
A friend recently posted on Facebook about an encounter she had with a guest while this person was dining in her section. I’ll paraphrase, because I’m too lazy to click over and copy verbatim. “So,...
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